Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Alien Abduction


I was a victim of "Alien Abduction" on 15-Oct-2007 after the Raya holidays. It started with high fever. Then, as a reaction to their presence in my body, blisters started to form all over my body. The alien lifeform was identified as Varicella zoster. War was declared. Counter-attack was undertaken in the form of a biological weapon: Acycloguanosine, which causes chain termination in the alien DNA. I was quarantined from all human contact for 2 weeks.